because it's Friday
At Stephanie's birthday party on Wednesday, the subject of my leap came up, and it occurred to me that I might gain a whole new market for the magazine if I were to produce Knitty entirely naked.
Not the magazine; me.
<-- I decided it would look a lot like this. Consequently, I will not be moving forward with this approach.
[My apologies to Terry Jones. I don't believe he ever intended his backside to be misused like this.]